George,

 GP> Please do comment as to which you loved & which you hated. . .

  You asked for it. 

 GP> Also, at any time, let me know if you're done with receiving these.
 GP> Because you're a mate, I won't even charge you my usual $19.00
 GP> cancelation fee! ;)

  It'd have to come in an IOU on a wooden nickel. 

 GP> -= 1 =-

 GP> Fun Advice: don't. Watch them on NatGeo instead.

  One bearly can get out of a grizzly situation. 

 GP> -= 2 =-

 GP> from the quotables:

 GP> "New research finds that people who are bullies are more likely to get
 GP> plastic surgery. Unfortunately, the nerds they bullied are more likely
 GP> to be plastic surgeons. 'Well, well, well, look who we have here!'"
 GP> -Jimmy Fallon

  Revenge is a dish best served cold.

 GP> "Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group
 GP> for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar." -Drew Carey

  The Bar Exam: How much tequila you can drink before you hit the floor.

 GP> 'I'm just going to throw these baseball mitts away.'" -Jimmy Fallon

  I wonder if he can catch that spells T-R-O-U-B-L-E.

 GP> Yep, it's being called the perfect gift if you want to offend your
 GP> mom." -Jimmy Fallon

  Not to mention the aromatic scents with them. :P

 GP> -= 3 =-

 GP> The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is
 GP> tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get in the end of
 GP> it? Death. What's that...a bonus? I think the life cycle is all
 GP> backwards.

  Practically...and you end up being sexy. 

 GP> -= 4 =-

 GP> "How long have you been wearing that bra?" the man asked his friend.

 GP> The friend replies, "Ever since my wife found it in the glove
 GP> compartment."

  At least he didn't have the panties on as well. 

 GP> -= 5 =-

 GP> I'm still looking for a place to live.

  He could've been making a one time visit to the funeral parlor. 

 GP> -= 6 =-

 GP> Last night I reached for my liquid Viagra and accidentally grabbed a
 GP> bottle of Liquid Paper. I woke up this morning with a huge correction.

  Hairy had a little lot...it was white as snow. 

 GP> -= 7 =-

 GP> A. A blonde on her period standing in front of a tampon machine with a
 GP> bent quarter.

  Practically. However, I saw a sign that noted this:

  Menstrual Cramps, Menopause, Mental Illness.

  Ever notice how all of our problems begin with MEN??

  (that was for the ladies ).

 GP> -= 8 =-

 GP> I immediately apologized. "I'm sorry," I said, "are you two whales from
 GP> Ireland?"

  According to Walter (Jeff Dunham's dummy), it's legal to whale hunt in 
Iceland. 

 GP> -= 9 =-

 GP> The man says, "We're getting new granite counter tops."

  Never take anything for granite. 

 GP> -= 10 =-

 GP> "Straight down."

  Be sure to visit Davy Jones Locker for some good deals. 

Daryl

... Don't lend people money. It causes amnesia.
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