>  GP> -= 2 =-
 >  GP> Speaking of Arizona, I never mesa butte I didn't like.

 >   It's more like arid zone-a in the dry heat.

The American Evangelical Missionis Society board was meeting & complaining how
they've planted a church in every state except Arizona.

They sent a deacon to go find out why it was so difficult.

He reported back two months later, "Well, gentlemen; in t he winter it's so
beautiful, Heaven holds no apeal, & in the summer, it's so hot, Hell holds no
fear."

 >  GP> If you haven't experienced the family safe humour & music of Tim
 >  GP> Hawkins yet, do as I did, & hunt up ALL his amazing songs!
 >  GP> Here's a nice sampling:
 >  GP> https://youtu.be/yTrXAtIdrBY

 >   I'm too tired to do so tonight. I just finished the ham radio traffic
 > nets...my eyes are burning...and my legs are cramping. So, as soon as I
 > finish this QWK packet, I'm going to try to get some sleep.

Priorties, mate; Well, done!

I bet he'll be your new favouritie in no time. . .

Q: Why doesn't Arizona advertise?
A: Because at 99¢ for a 24oz can the product sells itself!

Arizona: I love you Dad
Dad: I love you Tucson.

Q: What’s the capital of Arizona?
A: A

I did an essay about Arizona and the Grand Canyon.
My teacher only wanted the cliff notes though.

Did you hear about the clown who lived in the desert?
He had a dry sense of humor.

After my girlfriend posted a picture of us at a Meteor Crater..
(Me) "You spelled meteor wrong."
(Her) "Did I really?"
(Me) "Just joking, you spelled meteorite. "

Your friend,

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Cyberpope, Bishop of ROM
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