Ron,

 RL> I remember getting calls from "Microsoft" at work.  (I worked in the
 RL> I.T Dept of a large mid-western retailers.)  Needless to say, I wasn't
 RL> happy with the scam call.

  I would say not.

 RL> I would give their Indian accent right back at them. Many of the people
 RL> in the I.T. Dept were from India so I had the accent down good - and
 RL> the Indian people I worked with HATED these scammers even more than I
 RL> did so they did not take offence when I did this.

  Revenge is a dish best served cold.

 RL> The best one was when I got a call and asked them to wait a minute.
 RL> I handed the phone to the guy next to me:  Nick, my companie's
 RL> Microsoft representative.
 RL> "Hey, Nick.  Microsoft is saying there's something wrong with my
 RL> computer." I thought I was good at harassing these people, but Nick
 RL> took things to a whole new level.

  I'll bet it was funny.

 RL> ... Sigmund's wife wore Freudian slips.

  I guess she wasn't skirting the issue...but when asked if the girdle
fit, she said "Of corset does". 

Daryl

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