George,

 GP> I don't blame the reseller for manufacturer error,. but I do blame them
 GP> if they don't treat me right.  I may not have a lot of money to spend,
 GP> but who wants it?  The ones who treat me with respect get it; not
 GP> much,. but it's X $ more than they'd have without me.

  The problem was that they apparently had successive models with the same
issue, and they kept selling it.

 GP> CLIMATE(n): what we expect
 GP> WEATHER(n): what we actually get

  Exactly. And, weather changes more often than you change your underwear.

 GP> Cute; I always liked the humour(& music) on Merrie Melodies best!

  There was a lot of pun humor in them as well.

 GP> I'd look up rooster puns, but I think we both know how the internet
 GP> interpreets that category!

  One of the football players for the University Of Miami Hurricanes has
the nickname of "Rooster". The way he was moving to score touchdowns in
recent games, caused the announcers to quip "Who says roosters can't fly??".

 GP> I recently became a buddhist...
 GP> ... but I still celebrate Christmas. So when December comes around I
 GP> sit under the Christmas tree, wrap myself in wrapping paper and live in
 GP> the present.

  A Buddhist nudist flutist practices yoga bare.

 GP> My brother was complaining that his phone was dying and he said, "my
 GP> phone is 2%."
 GP> Without missing a beat, my dad said, "That's funny, mine is skim."

  It seems that they skim on services and coverages.

 GP> I'm just glad she doesn't understand that particular double-entendre

  I guess it's worth more than the single one.

  Now, please excuse me, as I drool over something from Wendy. 

Daryl

... A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.
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