>   I quit T-Mobile...their Samsung Android phones were defective. After six
 > months, 4 separate phones would no longer hold a charge, or go dead. The
 > last 3 customer service reps acted like they didn't want me there.

I don't blame the reseller for manufacturer error,. but I do blame them if they
don't treat me right.  I may not have a lot of money to spend, but who wants
it?  The ones who treat me with respect get it; not much,. but it's X $ more
than they'd have without me.

 >   We've always had "climate change"...it's called WEATHER.

CLIMATE(n): what we expect
WEATHER(n): what we actually get

 >   I liked what Foghorn Leghorn told Prissy...who was trying to get a
 > husband. He said "You don't bat 'em on the bean with a rolling pin!!"...
 > then he put his wing up to his mouth, and said "that comes later". 

Cute; I always liked the humour(& music) on Merrie Melodies best!

I'd look up rooster puns, but I think we both know how the internet interpreets
that category!

Richards & roosters aren't a pet category for me. . . & no ladies in here who
might appreciate a sex change from the internet's usual tacos & cats brand
humour. . . :) 

Here we go:

A woman walks into a bar, and asks the bartender for a "Double Entendre".
So he gives it to her.

I recently became a buddhist...
... but I still celebrate Christmas. So when December comes around I sit under
the Christmas tree, wrap myself in wrapping paper and live in the present.

My brother was complaining that his phone was dying and he said, "my phone is
2%."
Without missing a beat, my dad said, "That's funny, mine is skim."

So my daughter owns a toy monkey called Mimi.. It's her fave monkey of all time
it goes everywhere.

Anyway Mimi was covered in flour from a days worth of mucking around with
homemade play-dough.

As I'm putting her to bed I'm attempting to knock all the flour off Mimi before
giving the monkey to her.

She got grumpy that I had Mimi and I said to her without thinking "Just wait a
second Daddy needs to finish de-flouring Mimi... "

I'm just glad she doesn't understand that particular double-entendre

Your friend,

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Cyberpope, Bishop of ROM
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