George,

 >   It's so hard to view stuff on those screens, let alone type on them.

 GP> Fully agree to both of those. . . :P

  It gives "fat finger syndrome a whole new meaning". Yet, without fat
fingers, how do you pick up the food and the silverware?? 

 GP> I guess the new Samsung phones are designed better for viewuig their
 GP> screens, but too wide for me to use one-handed. (Ihold the phone in my
 GP> hand & usde my thumb to do all the typing -- quytre the opopsite of the
 GP> teen girl thumbs those on-screen keyboards are designed for.  I have,
 GP> as on The Simpsons: Fat Finger Syndrome.

  I quit T-Mobile...their Samsung Android phones were defective. After six
months, 4 separate phones would no longer hold a charge, or go dead. The
last 3 customer service reps acted like they didn't want me there.

 GP> They finally realized what a stupid idea this was & renamed it "safer
 GP> sex" but I still like tyhe old memes generated by the original.

  My late wife roared with laughter seeing "one sex humping another one". 

 GP> Kind of like "global warmning" -- it got proved wrong, decisivelky, so
 GP> now it's "climate change" because you can't argue that the climate
 GP> changes; I will argue against us mere mortals being the instrument of
 GP> said changes, though.

  We've always had "climate change"...it's called WEATHER.

 GP> "My wife was so fat. . ." (how fat was she?) "she was so fat that when
 GP> she sat around the housem, she sat AROUND the house!" -- H. Youngman

  I liked what Foghorn Leghorn told Prissy...who was trying to get a
husband. He said "You don't bat 'em on the bean with a rolling pin!!"...
then he put his wing up to his mouth, and said "that comes later". 

Daryl

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