>  GP> I just downloaded the entire Cheers seres, as I was curious as to why I
 >  GP> don't see it on TV at al, & it's because CBS has it only on their PPV
 >  GP> apps & no way I'm going to watch tv on my phone's 2" screen!

 >   It's so hard to view stuff on those screens, let alone type on them.

Fully agree to both of those. . . :P
I guess the new Samsung phones are designed better for viewuig their screens,
but too wide for me to use one-handed. (Ihold the phone in my hand & usde my
thumb to do all the typing -- quytre the opopsite of the teen girl thumbs those
on-screen keyboards are designed for.  I have, as on The Simpsons: Fat Finger
Syndrome.

I like iPhone's predictive dictionary -- is usually accurate enough to speed up
typing for me. . .

 >   Or like the definitions of "safe sex":

They finally realized what a stupid idea this was & renamed it "safer sex" but
I still like tyhe old memes generated by the original.

Kind of like "global warmning" -- it got proved wrong, decisivelky, so now it's
"climate change" because you can't argue that the climate changes; I will argue
against us mere mortals being the instrument of said changes, though.

 > ... "I was married by a judge. I should've asked for a jury." -Groucho

"My wife was so fat. . ." (how fat was she?) "she was so fat that when she sat
around the housem, she sat AROUND the house!" -- H. Youngman

That's also a rooster's favourite comedian: HENry Youngman

Your friend,

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Cyberpope, Bishop of ROM
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