> George,

 >  GP> Hpefully he wasn't usding paedo slamg: chickenmeat means an underage
 >  GP> lad.

 >   We never thought of that slang. It was advertised as "all white meat".
 > I personally prefer white meat instead of dark meat...with both chicken
 > and turkey.

I know; I was just throwing out a datum I thought made it funny. . .

 >   As noted, I used to get a dozen chocolate iced donuts, and a diet
 > soda. But, it's rare that I go for that now.

Live & learn they say. . .

 >  GP> Will have been tobacco-free for 28 years this coming August!

 >   I never picked up the vices of smoking or drinking. I don't see
 > how they can afford it.

Speaking for myself: taking money away from eating properly/decently, &
recycling tobacco/butts (I used to walk down a  busy street 5 miles each way,
picking up butts, which I'd empty into a rolling paper with home-made cardboard
filter.

 >   He does that...but the finances have been tighter than a frogs butt
 > underwater. Even if the Yag Laser surgery does good next month, I may
 > end up selling the car, anyway.

As threy randomly raise prices & blame it on Covid because the hoi polloi have
no idea & just accept it as fact.

 >   Too bad we can't use the flatulence after a colonoscopy in our vehicles.
 > If we could, I'd get a pallet of Bush's Baked Beans, get the secret
 > formula from Duke, and tell OPEC what they could do with their gas prices.
 > There was "a study" that determined that people pass gas from 15 times a
 > day, to as much as 20 times an hour. I wonder how much of our tax money
 > was used to determine that?? 

I saw a study that timed how long people spent in the stalls in a public
bathroom! & thought the same.

I suspect these might be private studies (the latter maybe by employers trying
to get a benchmark on what's reasonable for a bathroom break)

As for the former, I imagine it'd be cheap enough to take a survey & ask 6
friends to do so, too, then extrapolate the numbers in a way not consistent
with survey science. (cheap enough for the persion doint the study -- they'd
charge somene else full price, though, & keep the difference)

 >  GP> I have to get help rolling onto my side.  When they wanted a stool
 >  GP> sample, they had to put the bed's head up to max, so I was basically
 >  GP> sitting.

 >   I can roll on to the side pretty easily. Years ago, I was in the hospital
 > for an illness, and one of the get well cards I got noted "May your bedpan
 > always be warm". 

I can, too, now, but soon after my stroke, not so well. . .

 >  GP> ahh: German bra: stoppemfromfloppen

 >   Yah, voul. 

Jahvohl?

 >   I liked the deal on The Tonight Show years ago, with Johnny Carson as
 > The Great Carnac, and Ed McMahon reading things. With one envelope, The
 > Great Carnac said "Marcus Welby, Catfish, Doris Day"...to which, that
 > got the laugh and chuckles from Ed McMahon and the audience (as Carnac
 > rubbed the envelope next to his head). Then, he opened it, and said
 > "Name a surgeon, a sturgeon, and a virgin". 

The only Carnac I recall is:

Answer: 9W
Question: "So, Mr. Vagner, do you spell your name with a 'V'?


Your friend,

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Cyberpope, Bishop of ROM
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