>   Burger King. I remember when they came out with their original chicken
 > sandwich in the late 70's and early 80's. Many nights, I was the only
 > white guy on the crew, and we had a ball. A fellow black cashier, George
 > Williams...was a card. He called out an order and said "Chicken. Make it
 > all white meat". He busted out laughing, and everyone else did as well. 

Hpefully he wasn't usding paedo slamg: chickenmeat means an underage lad.

I founfd that out second-hand. My group home brother went with the psarent
inoto the vbig ciuty to pick soime tyhing up, in walking a shortcut to get to
the parking lot where the van was, they went through the gay district (West
End, as in most big cities) & someone hollered out a window at Kevin: "WHOO_EE,
CHICKENMEAT, HONEY!!"; the parent explained the slang to Kevin who was pissed
for the next few weeks, especially as the rest of us had a new daily-use
nickname for him!

He was deffo white meat only. I knew his mom & she was Mayflower white, IYKWIM.

 >  GP> Oh, I useds to be bad; at 7pm the next door grocerey would mark the
 >  GP> bulk yeast doughnuts down to 20c each (from 95c+) & I'd get 12 (buy 6 &
 >  GP> there's no sales tax, so 6 for bedtime snack & 6 for breakfast-- not a
 >  GP> healthy lifestyle choice, as it turns out)

 >   Food is food...especially when you get the munchies. 

But moderation is the key. I'll enjoy the occasional yeast doughnut now, but
only one full sized one at a time. I just had a nice caramel-filled maple-nut
doughnut for breakfast!

I believe in: Moderation in everythinng, including(or especially) moderation
itself. (we've all been annoyed by one of those "I never..." people. . .)

I believe God put everything here for us, but sometimes the item is best
shunned for our greater good (like refined opioid drugs, & goatsex)

Cocaleaves are fine when chewed by those working in the mountains of South
America, but they're not getting huge doses of the alkaloid eating them fresh,
& likely getting healthy vitamins, too, & the enzymes needed to safely break
down the alkaloid components.  Used like this, they've a moderation dose, but
refined into pure white powder & snorted, the recommended moderation level is
zero, & I'm good with that.

Tobacco was fine when the firsdt nations used it rarely for ceremonial
purposes, but then Eurotrash refined it & made it stronger, packing it into
burnable tubes, & nicotine addiction was born. I used to smoke (quite heavily:
50-60 cigs/day) & swen I finally quit, thanks unto God, I realized my
moderation level is zero.

I'fd love to e able to smoke a pipe on rare occasions, but that breaks my
chosen moderation level, so I don't. (not worth the risk of getting addicted
again, especially, as that would be a slap in the face to the One who helped me
get free of it)

I used to be a Mennonite, & their policy is complete teetotalling, so I kept my
occasional indulgence of alcohol on the DL; ditto when I used to hang around a
bunch of people in AA.

The Mennonites knew I smoked & after a discussion with the elders, I kept it
out of sight of the church, & I was still admitted as a full voting/communing
member.  They also helped me get off the habit, financially, by paying for the
patches I used (expensive to my meager budget)

Will have been tobacco-free for 28 years this coming August!

Such a good feeling.  I respect others makng their free choice to smoke, so
long as they respect me, & others.

The church had a beef with smoking, but God was okay with me, at times, so
longb as I did so in a manner that showed my alleguance to Him.  One time I was
right out of cigs & tobacco, with no money due for a while,m so I prayed for
help; True story: 4 hours later I get a knock on my door by a down the hall
neighbour who knew I smoked & had an extra carton, & would I like it, free of
chsarge?

Not just what I asked for, but delivery, too!  God really knows how to answer
prayer!

Doesn't meamn everyone should ask for addictive substabnces, of course, because
He & I had an understanding, I believe.  Every person is different & unique in
His sight.

 >  GP> I've been calling it that. :D

 >   I never made fun of my wife when she cramped. My IBS abdominal cramps
 > were far worse.

My wife's are mild enough, but my daughter gets them bad; I have nothing but
sympathy/empathy, of course.  Renal Colic can feel like my guts are making
their escape by firing cannonnballs using a trebuchet sat my gut walls.

 >   That's like them asking to pee on your back...it can't be done. After I
 > had a cardiac catheterization done, and I ending up peeing in the bed (I
 > was stuck on my back), the nurse asked "Did we spring a leak??", and I
 > growled "No, I felt like pissing the bed". :P

I have to get help rolling onto my side.  When they wanted a stool sample, they
had to put the bed's head up to max, so I was basically sitting.

 >  GP> Climax, PA is in that area, too.  We have the town(village?) of Dildo
 >  GP> in Newfoundland (it's just an oarlock, & it's an old fishing town)

 >   Never mind wanting a sexy place to live. 

Rowboat accessories are sexy?! You live a lonely life, my friend! ;) 

 >  GP> I just checked with Google & it's a 4h23m drive from intercourse to
 >  GP> climax (in Penn's Syvania)

 >   That sounds like a good item for trivial pursuit. 

How long does it take to get from intercourse to climax. when you're driving?

Me: 2 minutes
one of my exes: 19 hours minimum & only once a decade!

 >   I saw a commercial for Pedigree dog food, and this dachshund puppy
 > was looking so worried, as he said "Oh, antioxidants help me live
 > longer. I thought you said anti-dachshunds". 

I've seen that one, too! & only got it the second time because I was reading
the captions.

 >  GP> Stay out of sight	        Lei Lo
 >  GP> He's cleaning his automobile	Wa Shing Ka

 >  GP> There you have it!

 >   Ah so!! 

What did you just call me?!

 >  GP> & the Chinese word for "virgin" is "tu yung"

 >   That sums it up.

I forget the German word; but I recall a good name for a bra: over the shoulder
boulder holder.

ahh: German bra: stoppemfromfloppen

& the German word for virgin puts us right on the edge of the echo's PG-13
rating: Guttentite.

Your friend,

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Cyberpope, Bishop of ROM
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