George,

 GP> Some people just have a slow pulse rate!

  That's the first time I've heard of that.

 GP> Whose? I like Burger King's as they use dark meat in theirs not only
 GP> white like McDonalds switched to.

  Burger King. I remember when they came out with their original chicken
sandwich in the late 70's and early 80's. Many nights, I was the only
white guy on the crew, and we had a ball. A fellow black cashier, George
Williams...was a card. He called out an order and said "Chicken. Make it
all white meat". He busted out laughing, and everyone else did as well. 

 GP> Oh, I useds to be bad; at 7pm the next door grocerey would mark the
 GP> bulk yeast doughnuts down to 20c each (from 95c+) & I'd get 12 (buy 6 &
 GP> there's no sales tax, so 6 for bedtime snack & 6 for breakfast-- not a
 GP> healthy lifestyle choice, as it turns out)

  Food is food...especially when you get the munchies. 

 GP> I've been calling it that. :D

  I never made fun of my wife when she cramped. My IBS abdominal cramps
were far worse.

 GP> I'm often a candidate for a necessary catheter or stent, & I still
 GP> don't like them.  I really dislike feeling the need to void & the nurse
 GP> tells me to just go, right there, as Ik'm lying in bed.  This is HARD!

  That's like them asking to pee on your back...it can't be done. After I
had a cardiac catheterization done, and I ending up peeing in the bed (I
was stuck on my back), the nurse asked "Did we spring a leak??", and I
growled "No, I felt like pissing the bed". :P

  What was worse was another time, they had me on NPO (nothing by mouth),
as the ultrasound of my abdomen looked like my appendix was inflamed, and
they'd have to do surgery (that didn't need to be done). But, this nurse
walked in, and said "We need a stool sample". I growled "Where do you think
I'm going to get it?? From the bed pan in the next room?? You haven't fed
me in 3 days". She lamented "Well, you can't manufacture it if you ain't
got it". They gave me some lime jello to "get what they wanted". I lost
10 pounds the hard way that week.

 GP> hypertension is a family thing for me, but I'm on good meds or it now &
 GP> keeping it in check (within normal range--we(my wife & I) check it once
 GP> a week, to keep an eye in case it starts to go up again.)

  My late father and late grandmother had it. I'm not sure if my brother has
it or not.

 GP> Climax, PA is in that area, too.  We have the town(village?) of Dildo
 GP> in Newfoundland (it's just an oarlock, & it's an old fishing town)

  Never mind wanting a sexy place to live. 

 GP> I just checked with Google & it's a 4h23m drive from intercourse to
 GP> climax (in Penn's Syvania)

  That sounds like a good item for trivial pursuit. 

 GP> I have heard of women like that! :D

 GP> No worries; other ways to get antioxidants.

  I saw a commercial for Pedigree dog food, and this dachshund puppy
was looking so worried, as he said "Oh, antioxidants help me live
longer. I thought you said anti-dachshunds". 

 GP> Care to learn Chinese in 5 minutes?

 GP> It's very dark in here	Wai So Dim?
 GP> Small Horse	                Tai Ni Po Ni
 GP> See me A.S.A.P.	                Kum Hia Nao
 GP> Stupid Man	                Dum Gai
 GP> Are you harboring a fugitive?	Hu Yu Hai Ding?
 GP> Has your flight been delayed?	Hao Long Wei Ting?
 GP> Your price is too high!!	No Bai De Thing!!
 GP> Did you go to the beach?	Wai Yu So Tan?
 GP> I bumped into a coffee table	Ai Bang Mai Ni
 GP> I think you need a facelift	Chin Tu Fat
 GP> I am not guilty	                Wai Hang Mi?
 GP> That was an unauthorized execution	Lin Ching
 GP> This is a tow away zone.	No Pah King
 GP> Do you know the lyrics to the Macarena?	Wai Yu Sing Dum Song?
 GP> You are not very bright	        Yu So Dum
 GP> I thought you were on a diet	Wai Yu Mun Ching?
 GP> I got this for free	        Ai No Pei
 GP> Please, stay a while longer.	Wai Go Nao?
 GP> Our meeting was scheduled for next week.	Wai Yu Kum Nao
 GP> They have arrived	        Hia Dei Kum
 GP> Stay out of sight	        Lei Lo
 GP> He's cleaning his automobile	Wa Shing Ka

 GP> There you have it!

  Ah so!! 

 GP> & the Chinese word for "virgin" is "tu yung"

  That sums it up.

Daryl

... A penny saved is a Congressional oversight.
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