> -=> George Pope wrote to All <=-

 >  GP> Most of you know that Daryl is into Ham radio, but did you know he
 >  GP> began with an
 >  GP> obsession with walkie talkies?

 >  GP> Daryl's high school girlfriend said she's breaking up because of his
 >  GP> obsession with Walkie Talkies. Their last conversation:

 >  GP> HER: This relationship is over.
 >  GP> HIM: This relationship is what?

 > That's great!

Thanks; those who knew me in here in the '90s will recall I love puns! & t hose
just meeting me in here now, will figure it out quickly enough!

Stick aound; more to come. . .

Sonmeone called me a grotesque wildebeast
I replied, "That's a gnu one to me."

Punning replaced my old past-time.
I used to be a film photographer but learned it was a negative hobby.
One that lens itself to bad puns.
The kind that make you shutter.
I have proof.

Mountains aren't just funny. . .
They're hill areas.

I was having dinner with my mom tonight. Burritos. As soon as I picked mine up,
it ripped apart and spewed its contents all over my plate, the table, and my
lap.

After I finished swearing a blue streak and started cleaning up, she just
casually said:
"Well it is wrapped in a tore-tilla..."

Feel free to engage in a punning chain any time in here. . .

Your friend,

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Cyberpope, Bishop of ROM
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