The last two I received from Greg 'ICE-Man' Sears, in CHCH, New Zealand.

ObPuns:

Jesus didn't pay for our sins with cash or credit...
He used PrayPal.

I went to an Internet cafe, but they declined my credit card.
It was cache only.

Bonus:

If you love Christmas so much, why don't you Merry it?

Your friend,

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Cyberpope, Bishop of ROM
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