Some of us are getting soft from being yhome during covid, & with the gums
closed.

I went & researched some of the most common questions people have about their
health:

**** Health Question & Answer Session:

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Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true? A:
Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it ... don't waste them
on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not
make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by
driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.
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Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables? A: You must
grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are
these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of
delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a
good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give
you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable products.
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Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake? A: No, not at all. Wine is made from
fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, that means they take the water out of the
fruity bit so you get even more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out
of grain. Bottoms up!
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Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio? A: Well, if you have a body and you
have fat, your ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two
to one, etc.
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Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise
program? A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain ...
Good!
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Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you? A: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING! Foods are fried
these days in vegetable oil. In fact, they're permeated in it. How could
getting more vegetables be bad for you?
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Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?
A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should only
be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.
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Q: Is chocolate bad for me? A: Are you crazy? HELLO Cocoa beans! Another
vegetable! It's the best feel-good food around!
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Q: Is swimming good for your figure? A: If swimming is good for your figure,
explain whales to me.
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Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle? A: Hey! 'Round' is a shape!

Your friend,

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Cyberpope, Bishop of ROM
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