>  GP> Does it record, for your amusement, whazt they try to do, so you 
can
 >  GP> fnd out who would try to destroy your board, given the chance?

 >   It tells how many "changes" were attempted. But, it's completely 
within
 > the door itself, and there's no danger of a hack to the system. I have
 > 2 other doors...Hackarama, and The Happy Hacker. Both are FOR AMUSEMENT
 > ONLY.

So you don't get to see a transcript of the changes they attempted, to see
exactly what kind of user you have? (that'd be important foreknowledge to
have, I'd think)

 >  GP> Q: What do you call a yeti with a sixpack?
 >  GP> A: The abdominable snowman

 >   Calvin wants him to be anatomically correct.

Who? Leonardo did the anatomical drawings. . . 

 >  GP> Q: How do Yetis tell the time?
 >  GP> A: With a sasq-watch.

 >   It has a big foot instead of a big hand.

I figured.

Someone asked me the time. I said, "It's either six fifteen, or Mickey just
woke up"

 >  GP> Many people think that the Abominable Snowman doesn't exist...
 >  GP> Yeti does.

 >   And, in the Volcano IGM in L.O.R.D. II.

I don't know rthat one.  Not in the boards I play on. . . 'sokay, I prefer
vaNILLA RUNS ANYHOW.. .



 >  GP> The Abominable Snowman has been freaking out over little things 
lately.
 >  GP> I think he has anxiyeti.

 >   Put him back on his Prozac.

YOU give it to him, I ain't gonna even try!

To the person who stole my antidepressants...
I hope you’re happy.

To whomever stole my Prozac & Viagra, I hope you're f*cking happy!

Q: When should you inject the earth with antidepressants?
A: When its suffering from poor mantle health.

Mostly it's jhust those parasites drilling into it. . .

Q: What do you call an antidepressant that's both cheesy and petrifying?
A: Gorgonzoloft

Your friend,

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Cyberpope, Bishop of ROM
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