>  GP> Q: Why do sharks only swim in salt water? (Got this is a Cracker Jack
 >  GP> box) A: Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

 > Heh. Had to use that dad joke in my family chat. That's a good one.

Dad Jokes rawk! & not only because I'm a dad now; Always loved cheesy puns!

Cheesy food puns are gouda, and couldn't be cheddar

Wrote and sent this to a girl on OkCupid who said she liked cheesy puns. No
response.

So you like cheesy puns, eh? Well you've Comte the right place. I can Feta
bunch of Gouda puns into one Muenster-sized sentence. None of the other tools
in the Cheddar quite as sharp as I am, at least when it comes to cheese puns.
Whoever will lend an o-Paneer will be in Whey over their heads. So look out
Baylough, I'm dropping a Bandal of comedy gold that will make your Bra and
Pantysgawn.

Your friend,

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Cyberpope, Bishop of ROM
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