George,

 GP> Works best if both halves cost the same as a full pizza.

  I can't remember if my late wife and I ordered a half and half,
or 2 separate ones. But, I think one time, I got one of her VERY
SALTY anchovies . She was laughing like mad. The thing is,
I didn't offer to give it to the dachshund, even though he was
begging for some food...because if you give into them once, you've
corrupted them forever. But, when I asked her if an anchovy dropped
on the floor, and he got it, she growled "if he touches it, he dies!!".
I'm not sure who was more food aggressive at that point. 

 GP> I love big band! Have you seen that film of Gene Kruppa playing?

  Not yet. I've had other computer issues lately. I also had to get
a square dance publication out this morning (print and e-Edition). I
don't know how many times I went over both things with a fine tooth
comb, before I fixed all the errors. The thing is, you need a second
set of eyes, as you'll never spot it on a document you're doing.

 >   I'm not crazy...just ask my psychiatrist. 

 GP> I did, he says whenever you go for a walk you always take the
 GP> cyclepath.

  Even if it's a unicycle.

 GP> I'm not much for microweave food.  Although Delissio's pan pizza is
 GP> good (puffs up a nice & fluffy crust, just like the real thing)

  That's the only way I cook. The arthritis is so bad (along with the
bones in my neck pressing on the nerves), that I can't stand for very
long in front of the sink, stove, microwave oven, toilet, or in the
shower. I'm basically in constant pain now, but if it gets too bad, I'll
take an Ibuprofen, and go to bed.

 >   You talk to yourself when you need expert advice, eh? 

 GP> Who told?

  It's the world's worst secret. 

 GP> Like when I go out to dinner by myself, I put a mirror on the other
 GP> end of the table to, I tell the waitress, "ensure I have good looking &
 GP> intelligent company while I eat."

  But, the reflective individual never pays his part of the bill. :P

 GP> I love Tom Swifties -- I read the entire book seroes the term comes
 GP> from, about a heroic young inventor (I was 8 when I sat down & read all
 GP> 50 books of the series to date  from a big box my mom bought)

  I have several "Tom Taglines" that I use on occasion.

Daryl

... My ship finally came in, but I was at the airport.
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