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echo: funny
to: George Pope
from: Daryl Stout
date: 2021-09-14 12:23:00
subject: Re: who`s here?

George,

 GP> & these provide your internet connection?
 GP> Darn, sucks. . . hope you can get back up & functional soon. . . :)

  It depends on the author releasing an update. I think Microsoft has
knowledge of when any program other than theirs is updated, so they
try to muck things up. Every time I try to delete an unwanted item
(Candy Crush, Mirkat, LinkedIn, XBox, or a whole slew of other Microsoft
products) from Windows 10, it puts them right back on.

 GP> You can be dufferent & still share; pizzas can be made one side one
 GP> way, the other side another.. .

  I've heard of that being done.

 GP> My wife & I don't agree too much on book genres, but she reads her
 GP> faves & I mine.. . :)

  My late wife was a bookworm...the last "book" I read was the accreditation
manual to give ham radio license exams.

 GP> If I was the petty, misogynmist type, I could make noise & put her down
 GP> for not liking my fave book types, but then I'd deserve the fallout
 GP> from doing so.

  And, you'd sleep in the doghouse.

 GP> Wandering aimlessly sounds like a very C&W thing to be doing, that I
 GP> won't even ask which song, as there's probably too many. .

  The title was "Killing Time"...I forgot who did it offhand.

 GP> I'm thoroughly enjoying listening to 1970s country hits. .  so relaxing
 GP> & elevating. . . I do enjoy accuradio, web or iPhone app. . .

  Years ago, at work, I was listening to big band and swing. One employee
asked "Are you trying to get old before your time??". I replied "You're
d@mn right, I am". 

 >   Rule #1. The boss is always right.
 >
 >   Rule #2. If the boss is ever wrong, refer to Rule #1.

 GP> I quote that one often, because it's so TRUE!

 GP> Boss spelled backwards is double S.O.B.

  Both are true. And, a male dog is truly an S.O.B., and he acts like one,
too.  

 GP> Thery've evidenced that mental work burns as many calories (from work)
 GP> as physical work.

  No wonder my brain is so fried. :P

 >   You could go as Chester Cheetah...it's not easy being cheesy. 

 GP> Nah; I can do cheesy puns & dad jokes even without a costume! Ask
 GP> anyone who knows me in RL.

  I'm not crazy...just ask my psychiatrist. 

 >   I like American and Mozarella cheese...but I haven't had pizza in
 GP> awhile.

 GP> I like a 5-cheees pizza. wioth artichoke hearts &/or pineapple, to add
 GP> moisture

  I usually get the 3 minute pizzas, either sausage and pepperoni, or 3
meat. Plain chesse is too bland, and I don't care for supreme.

 >   Some dreams stink like limberger (sp?).

 GP> Sounds more like they sphinct.. .

  That, too.

 GP>    There's a town north of Little Rock named Enola -- ALONE spelled
 > backwards.

 GP> Canada's Paralympic Curling team is called Adanac (Canada reversed)

  Interesting. And, I know that "curling" is not what women do to their
hair. 

 >  GP> Q: What kind of cheese is the moon made of?
 >  GP> A: Moonster.

 >   I thought it was green. :P

 GP> True story: in olden times they didn't see green & blue the same way
 GP> we do.

  Especially if you're colorblind. The owner of the silkscreen print shop
I worked in for 18 years was colorblind...how strange is that??

 >  GP> Q: What kind of cheese is really good at guitar?
 >  GP> A: Shreddar.

 >   Would it be stringy??

 GP> If  you softened it with heat & played taffy pull with it, maybe?

  I was never one for taffy.  

 >   You need help....but I can't provide it.

 GP> Nah, we're fine with myselves. . .

  You talk to yourself when you need expert advice, eh? 

 GP> Batteries have split personalities
 GP> On the one side, they are positive, while on the other, they are
 GP> negative

 GP> "I have a split personality," said Tom, being frank.

  So, he changed his name, then??

Daryl

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