>  GP> Glad to see you again!  Rectal-Cranial Inversion Syndrome(RCIS) is
 >  GP> nothing to joke about -- look how many politicians suffer from it
 >  GP> daily. . .

 >   Exactly. Never mind the song "Don't It Make My Brown eyes Blue??". 
 > But, it's always the small things that cause us the most grief. Oooo...
 > I just had a very dirty thought...that goes in line with the other message
 > I just posted a bit ago. 

Or it makes your blue eyes brown?

Not to me? This is the oldest of the ones from uyou to me in here. . .

Do share. . .

 >  GP> Remember Cracker Jacks? I'm guessing they're illegal now, like Kinder
 >  GP> Eggs. :P

 >   This cancel culture has gotten ridiculous. What's next?? Prohibiting
 > belching and farting in public??

Good luck on that one! I'm agreeable with the banning of expectorating
(horking) in public. .  that's nasty, & nmastier to step in  & even worse to
wheel through for a guy(or gal) in a manual wheelchair who then gets it on
their hands!

I can swallow anything that comes up when I cough -- it came from my body it
can darn well go back into it! (unless I have pneumonia, then it goes into a
tissue, cuz those bacteria are not wanted!)

Pneumonia was a shocker -- never had it til aged 48 or so, then 5 times in 
the one year! (not fun--I resumed my occasional pots of Rhino Soup & that
helped)

 >  GP> Parenting isn't a game -- it's a very serious responsibility &
 >  GP> obligation.

 >   Exactly. So many seem to think pregnancy is a side effect from having
 > sexual intercourse. What do you think the act was designed for??!! 
HELLO??!!

Exactly; Where's the "surprise" from?

On "Roseanne," Darlene asks her mom, "What's a surprise?" & Roseanne replied,
"Go ask your brother!" (younger bro)

I was asked for counsel from a teen girl in NJ about playtime with her
boyfriend & how to best avoid pregnancy (as her parental units would kill
her); I pointed out how God & Nature designed f*cking to make babies (I udsed
the crudity to sink into her skull quickest -- it works great for know-
everything teens when an old person uses Gratuitous Intensives like that.

She'd reply with, "but what if we use. . ." & I said "F*cking Makes Babies" 
as many timnes as needed until she clued in.  I further explained that even
the very best method, other than abstinence, has a percentage rate of error
(2-10%)

I told her if she REALLY must share intimacy with her one-love-for-life, use
imagination & just completely avoid anytyhing designed to make a baby.

Pill? Is she okay with a 3% chance of getting preggers & dying at the hands 
of her parents? (apparently that was too high a risk! Good -- my point was
getting in there)

I don't believe one mnust avoid ALL intimacy in all cases.  Sexual pleasure 
is a great gift; to discard a gift or shelve it for ten years "just because"
is insulting to the Giver.  Life is a gift, too, so don't allow addiction to
sex to interfere with thoroughly living life. . . :) 

 >  GP> Although, I have seen ancient(age unknown) boxes in one of my local
 >  GP> dollar stores; I'm afraid to buy one & try it. . .

 >   The caramel would give my dentures fits.

Wouldn't do much for my myriad filings either, so it stays there, unbought by
me. . . :) 

I was never a big fan.  The "prizes" weren't exactly.  A little drawing f a
tricycle is not a fleeping "prize," in any world, people!

I was actually hoping for one of those driving licenses I'd heard were in
there!

Q: What do you call pneumonia that’s been around for a while
A: Oldmonia

My doctor asked me, “Have you ever struggled with pneumonia before?”
Me: Yes doc, once before.

Doctor: When?

Me: In school, when the teacher asked me to spell it.

Told my daughter about the time I was sick on Halloween
She has pneumonia and was not able to go trick or treating this year. I told
her how was sick on Halloween once but I got into my mummy costume and went
trick or treating anyway, vomited after going to one house and then went back
home.

Daughter: "Wow Dad, you were dead-icated."

I am so proud of her. She is 6.

Your friend,

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Cyberpope, Bishop of ROM
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