George,

 GP> Glad to see you again!  Rectal-Cranial Inversion Syndrome(RCIS) is
 GP> nothing to joke about -- look how many politicians suffer from it
 GP> daily. . .

  Exactly. Never mind the song "Don't It Make My Brown eyes Blue??". 
But, it's always the small things that cause us the most grief. Oooo...
I just had a very dirty thought...that goes in line with the other message
I just posted a bit ago. 

 GP> Remember Cracker Jacks? I'm guessing they're illegal now, like Kinder
 GP> Eggs. :P

  This cancel culture has gotten ridiculous. What's next?? Prohibiting
belching and farting in public??

 GP> Parenting isn't a game -- it's a very serious responsibility &
 GP> obligation.

  Exactly. So many seem to think pregnancy is a side effect from having
sexual intercourse. What do you think the act was designed for??!! HELLO??!!

 GP> Now the only thing left of Cracker Jacks is that idiom. . .

 GP> Although, I have seen ancient(age unknown) boxes in one of my local
 GP> dollar stores; I'm afraid to buy one & try it. . .

  The caramel would give my dentures fits.

Daryl

... Sex is a misdemeanor. Da more you miss, Da meaner you get.
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