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to: Daryl Stout
from: George Pope
date: 2021-08-30 13:38:00
subject: you okay, mate?

Haven't seen you in a while; you busy fighting health & pain issues?

Try looking up "Living Life with Chronic Conditions" to see if there's a
workship in your area.

If not, ask your insurer to start one. The program was created at Stanford &
jas passed rigorous peer reviews.  Graduates need to go to hospital &
dfopctor's offices a lot less frequently, & repoprt, a greatly enhanced
quyality of life, in spite of chronic conditions (like diabetes, cancer,
arthritis, &/or chronic pain)

I'm just finishing a leadership course to lead the program through Zoom.

It's such a good program that our provincial government pays all costs
associated with delivering the program to British Columbians, including the
manual for each participant, because it saves so much money on healthcare
costs.

Once trained & certified, I'll be delivering the course periodically here 
from my home (online-only; I'll have to recertify to do in-person classes,
once thgat opens back up)

Look into it; it will save you money & give you back control of your body &
health.

Okay, Obfunny content:

Q: What's the medical term for a tandem bicycle?
A: Conjoined Schwinns

After Orville and Wilbur’s first horrific and fatal plane-accident leaving
their remains scattered on the tarmac, the chief medical examiner approaching
what was left of them simply asked:
“Are you all Wright?!”

So it turns out Dr. Pepper isn't a real medical doctor...
He just has a doctorate in theoretical fizz-ics

Q: What the medical term for owning too many dogs?
A: A roverdose

I got a fake medical ID made to get the COVID vaccine, but I was rejected
It was worth a shot.

Q: What do you call a canine with a medical PhD?
A: A dog'tor

Your friend,

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Cyberpope, Bishop of ROM
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