>   Sounds like the question why they call them "Branch Banks". Money does
 > not grow on trees. No, wait a minute...tell that to the government. 

Mugger with a gun, "Give me all your money; Oh, I see you're a congressman;
give me all MY money!"

 >  GP> Q: How can a deaf person tell a politician is lying?
 >  GP> A: The politician's lips are moving

 >   I've seen bloopers about "the president of the deaf school voiced
 > his resignation today"...but the one I saw today gave me a good laugh.


One I wrote: 
"I see," said the blind man, as he looked through a knothole in a barbed wire
fence.

"What do you see?" askerd the deaf-mute.

The quadriplegic just walked off in disgust.


 >   "The preacher said that the nudist camp must be watched carefully". 

Two old Catholic priess were watching a local 'house of ill repute', as 
they'd heard of some real debauchery going on & hoped to identify those who
could use some old fashioned penance next confession.

They saw a rabbi enter into the place & one remarked, "Well, that tells it
then - lost & reprobate 'e is."

"Aye," said the other, pointing to a Protestant minister, "& that one not 
much better. I guess we'll have to really rail about those Protestants in
Sunday's sermon."

Just then they saw a fellow Catholic priest enter in.

"Aye & begorrah, one of the poor ladies must be wanting to confee her sins!"
they both exclaimed in unison.

Your friend,

<+]:{)}
Cyberpope, Bishop of ROM
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