George,

 >   I like the joke that notes "I want to die like my Grandpa did...asleep.
 > Not like the people screaming in his car, as it went off the road". 

 GP> I tell that one as grandpa, than the 440 passengers on his flight. . .

  That's even better. 

 >   Sort of like "honest politician" is describing something that doesn't
 > exist.

 GP> Brokers who make you broker ceretainly do exist!

  Sounds like the question why they call them "Branch Banks". Money does
not grow on trees. No, wait a minute...tell that to the government. 

 GP> Q: How can a deaf person tell a politician is lying?
 GP> A: The politician's lips are moving

  I've seen bloopers about "the president of the deaf school voiced
his resignation today"...but the one I saw today gave me a good laugh.

  "The preacher said that the nudist camp must be watched carefully". 

Daryl

... I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.
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