>  GP> Of course, it's a twonie($2 coin in Canada) now!

 >   I haven't seen any of those in central Arkansas in a long
 > time.

No outdoor pony rides here that I've seen; they're usually in a mall, with a
car ride or two & a giant bunny for the tots; most are $2 to ride.

 >  GP> I caught a cold near the carousel
 >  GP> I heard there was something going around.

 >   Like a blonde at a highway roundabout. :P

SOMETHING was going around after she'd been there. . .

What started out as herpes became theirpes soon enough. . 

Doctor: I'm afraid you've tested positive for herpes.
Patient: I knew that one of these days I'd end up with a fungal infection.
Doctor: Actually, it's viral.
Patient: Yeah, but I got it from a fun gal.

I just found out my girlfriend gave me an STD
I’m gonorrhea-valuate our relationship

Q: What's the most common STI in alligators?
A: Gatorades.

Your friend,

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Cyberpope, Bishop of ROM
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