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to: Daryl Stout
from: George Pope
date: 2021-08-17 16:47:00
subject: Re: Groceries And Transpo

 > George,

 >  GP> Okay, let's keep it there & not eat a bag of doughnuts in onesitting 
to
 >  GP> try to put it over, eh? :D

 >   Admittedly, I have scarfed a whole bag of the Hostess strawberry cake
 > donuts in two sittings. :P And, I've had a dozen chocolate iced donuts
 > in one sitting, washed down with a diet Dr. Pepper. After all, it does
 > balance it out...and I believe in "the balanced diet"...balanced in the
 > belly, and in the buttocks. 

I've been bad in my chioces, but cuttuing back bigtime now thart my youthful
metabolism & body type is long gone. . .

I looved getting day-old yeast doughnuts, fresh as they went on sale (20c
each) at 7pm. I'd buy 12m, so no sales tax, & eat one apple fritter for my
bedtime snack & the rest for breakfast while doing my QWK & SOUP packets.

On a par with finding a 2lb package of fudge centre chocolate sandwich
cookies, & eating the entire thing while drinking a large mug of super
indulgent cocoa (Land O' Lakes, as I recall)

If I did either of the above now,. I'd either vomit it all up in one long
eruption, or die, or "and die" so I'm more careful in my old age; I'd like to
not get diabetes.

Just been to a diabetes awareness website and it asked me if I accept cookies
!!!!
Is that a trick question?

My doc said I shouldn't be making puns on diabetes its a serious disease..
I said I can't help it doc, its a pun-creatic disease.

I have Tight Too diabetes
I've been eating a lot of yeast doughnuts and when I put any clothes on I say
"these are tight too!"

Your friend,

<+]:{)}
Cyberpope, Bishop of ROM
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