> George,

 >  GP> I came into this world naked,hungry, & covered w/someone else's 
blood;
 >  GP> I don't mind going out the same way. . .

 >   I like the joke that notes "I want to die like my Grandpa did...asleep.
 > Not like the people screaming in his car, as it went off the road". 

I tell that one as grandpa, than the 440 passengers on his flight. . .

 >  > ... Why's the man who invests all your money called a broker?

 >  GP> Kind of like the phrase "lying politician" -- rather redundant?

 >   Sort of like "honest politician" is describing something that doesn't
 > exist.

Brokers whjo make you broker ceretainly do exist!

I used to have the canonical files of both redundancies & oxymorons; I used
them to create taglines, puns, & jokes back in the day. . .

Fun!

Q: How can a deaf person tell a politician is lying?
A: The politician's lips are moving

Your friend,

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Cyberpope, Bishop of ROM
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