George,

 GP> That works. I recall, asa a teen, shopping with another, older, teen,.
 GP> he let one rip, & without missing a beat points up the fasr corner of
 GP> the ceiling, & yells, "Geese!" I 'bout fell over laughing!

  There was a study awhile back, that determined that "humans fart from
as little as 15 times a day, to as much as 20 times an hour". I wonder
how much of our tax money went toward that?? Then, they were going to do
a study on second hand flatulence, but they couldn't get any volunteers
to step up for the smell test. :P

 GP> earworms -- fuin for the first 2-3 rounds, but after that. .
 GP> AAAARRRGGGHHH!!!

  The cartoon comes to mind, where this guy is in the hospital bed, with
his head all bandaged up. The physician walks in, with this huge glass
jar, full of musical notes in it, and the jar is sealed up tight. The
surgeon says "Good news, Mister Smith!! We got rid of that tune that
was stuck in your head!!". 

  Then there was another joke about the guy being able to fart the
national anthem...his rendition really stunk.

Daryl

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