> One evening while I was preparing dinner my daughter
 > came into the kitchen asking for homework help on her
 > vocabulary words.  "Mom," she asked,  "What's  a
 > quarter horse?"

 >   As I thought of a simple explanation, my five-year-old
 > piped up, "I know.  It's the one they have in front of
 > the grocery store!"

Can't argue that one!

Of course, it's a twonie($2 coin in Canada) now!

I caught a cold near the carousel
I heard there was something going around.

Q: Chicken on a stick is called chicken skewers. Pork on a stick is a pork 
       skewers. What do you call a horse on a stick?
A: Carousel

Our kids climbed on horses behind us
on the merry-go-round. Before the ride started, they began bickering.

I spun on my horse, pointed my finger at the kids and said in a very loud
voice.

"Don't make me turn this carousel around!"

They got quiet. Actually, everyone got quiet.

Your friend,

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Cyberpope, Bishop of ROM
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