George,

 GP> I thought you were diabetic? Is 6 doughnuts+pop a good idfea all at
 GP> once?

  No. I asked my cardiologist last week what the threshold was. He said
that it's at 7.0 for Type 2. My A1C has always been between 5.7 and 6.1
(it was 5.9 a month ago). 

 GP> Yup, I need my caffeine.  I drink quintuple or sextuple strength
 GP> coffee, usually.  One or two & I'm generally ready for the day. . .

  You can have my coffee. Javascript is the instructions to make it.

 GP> No wheelchair vans with Uber -- nobody wants to buy an $80,000 van for
 GP> a side hustle, & unlikely to get their money back by going fultime &
 GP> competing with every other Uber app holder. . .

  There is a business between Little Rock and Benton that makes those vans.

 GP> I've placed simultaneous orders for a rotisserie chicken on Uber Eats,
 GP> and for an egg omelette on DoorDash
 GP> Looks like we're about to find out, once and for all, what comes first!

  Depending on traffic, yep.

 GP> I really thought becoming an Uber driver would be worthwhile…
 GP> But I have nothing to chauffeur it.

  The Uber folks were nicer to me than most of the taxi drivers around here.

 GP> I got fired from Uber.
 GP> Apparently they didn't like it when I went the extra mile.

  You just wanted to do the scenic tour.

 GP> I was an uber driver for a bunch of pro wrestlers, they were so tired
 GP> after their show they all just stacked on top of each other in my
 GP> backseat I guess I was the pile driver

  Piled Higher And Deeper.

 GP> Q: Why do Uber drivers skip the gym ?
 GP> A: Because they don't even Lyft, bro!

  I've wondered if they're all the same company.

 GP> The worst thing about driving for Uber is all the people talking behind
 GP> your back

  I'd rather be in the back seat...but it's so hard to get in and out of
those vehicles.

 GP> My parents used my Uber to go and file the application ending their
 GP> marriage. I gave the driver one star. He drove my parents to divorce.

  Oh, brother.

Daryl

... "Oh, Bother!!" said Pooh, as he corrupted his tagline collection.
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