>  GP> With that pendant, I'd, after we're acquainted, playfully ask if that
 >  GP> stands today, ruight now.  If she says giggles & yes, that's consent!

 >   Well, unfortunately at this stage of life, folks have "too much 
baggage";
 > and I don't want or need all that drama.

I'm rather unavailable -- I was speaking hypothetically; I may not even have
followed through, even hypothetically, as I might be happy to just get some
smiles & giggles. . .

 >  >   And, the claimant was left floundering, told he just did it for the
 >  > halibut...and all he could exclaim was "GAR!!". 

 >  GP> VERY nice! Whale, I guess eel not bother them again. . . That's just 
a
 >  GP> bad plaice to buy insurance, I'd say.

 >   This thread is smelling rather fishy.

Whale,. whale, whale, no need to get crabby, my friend!


 >   That's on Thanksgiving Day, where the one person invited their brother,
 > who worked as a TSA agent. He's giving the glove treatment to the bird. :P

Early Jabnnary, wehen he's back to work, he pulls out a random passenger, &
says, "Bend over, turkey!"  then proceeds to remove the man's giblets. . .

I got a bottle of organic apple juice that said “concentrate from Turkey”
Wouldn’t that make it... turkey juice?

Q: Why was the Turkey late for dinner.
A: He was busy getting dressed.

Didja know that in Turkey they have a social networking dedicated to red 
hats?
It's called FezBook.

The turkey goes "Gobble Gobble"
I love it when food comes with instructions.

Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: It was the chicken's day off?

Q: Why did the punk rocker cross the road?
A: He was stapled to the turkey.

I got home from work angry and tired, so I asked my wife if she could make
turkey and duck for dinner.
I was in a fowl mood.

January 8th, I quit cold turkey.  
Warmed in the microwave is so much better!

For this year’s Thanksgiving, I decided to shoot my own turkey.
Everyone at the frozen food aisle started freaking out though.

Q: What would you get if you crossed a turkey with an octopus?
A: Enough drumsticks for everybody.

Turkey walks into a bar. The bartender looks a little confused and asks "who
are you?" Turkey replied "I'm a wild turkey." Bartender replied "oh we have a
drink named after you!"
Turkey says "blulululu awesome, bring me a Kevin!"

Q: What do you call more turkeys than you can count?
A: A Gobbillion.

Q: Why did the other turkey not cross the road?
A: To prove he wasn't chicken!

An beautiful woman orders a turkey sandwich at a deli, with pickles on the
side. The guy behind the counter looks at her and says, "You like big
pickles?" and winks. As he slides her a pastrami sandwich she looks at him,
smiles, licks her lips and says
Wait, wrong site. . .

Your friend,

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Cyberpope, Bishop of ROM
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