George,

 GP> You were posting late (after midnight) then at it again first thing,
 GP> eh? :D I got the same life, just 3 hours later. . .

  If nature and a nightmare wake me (usually the case), I decide to do 
computer work for a bit. If I go back to sleep right after a nightmare,
I tend to have another one.

 GP> But it's full of words I've never even herbivore.

  You need to plant a good foundation, as you're outstanding in your
field...mainly because it's too far to go back into the house.

 GP> Bedtime at the swiss cheese family:
 GP> But dad, I don't want to go to sleep. There might be scary muensters in
 GP> the closet.

  Do you have cheese on your limburger sandwich??

 GP> It was a night knight fort for Fortnight for a fortnight.

  Never mind the knights of the roundtable.

 GP> I was reading a bedtime story to my daughter when the book abruptly
 GP> ended. We were both perplexed, and my daughter asked, “Is it over?”, to
 GP> which I replied,
 GP> “Yep, that’s all she wrote!”

  .

 GP> Me: (enormous, burly fart)
 GP> Her: My god, that sounds like an animal!
 GP> Me: Yeah. It was a butt ox.

  More like a bullfrog being run over by a Mack Truck.

 GP> I'm going to buy a female horse to read me bedtime stories.
 GP> I'll call her my Goodnight mare.

  Hay, that's not a bad idea.

 GP> If you are suffering from insomnia, listen to some smooth jazz right
 GP> before bedtime.
 GP> It has a lot of mellow tonin’.

  That it does.

Daryl

... Mufflers don't die. They just get exhausted.
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