George,

 GP> With that pendant, I'd, after we're acquainted, playfully ask if that
 GP> stands today, ruight now.  If she says giggles & yes, that's consent!

  Well, unfortunately at this stage of life, folks have "too much baggage";
and I don't want or need all that drama.

 GP> Southern divorce just like a hurricane, eh? Lots of huffing & puffing,
 GP> next thing you know, she's gone with half your stuff!

 GP> Foxworthy talks of unhappy wives & how they make for unhappy husbands &
 GP> if she's unhappy long enough, you're gonna be unhappy with half as much
 GP> stuff. . .

  True on both counts.

 >   And, the claimant was left floundering, told he just did it for the
 > halibut...and all he could exclaim was "GAR!!". 

 GP> VERY nice! Whale, I guess eel not bother them again. . . That's just a
 GP> bad plaice to buy insurance, I'd say.

  This thread is smelling rather fishy.

 GP> Scott Paper makes most of our toilet paper, so here you hope to leave
 GP> the public bathroom with your shoe, Scott-free. . .
 GP> [& we know which washroom is for which set of genitalia here]

  That's what was on the video on YouTube with the Lunch Break Barbershop
Quartet...both at the Barbershop Quartet Convention...and at Carnegie Hall,
just after Christmas Day several years ago.

 GP> Guy was absolutely TERRIFIED of flying(& dying); his friend said don't
 GP> worry, when it's your time to go, it won't matter if you're on the
 GP> ground or in a plane, you'ree going to die.

 GP> "But," his friend replied," What if it's the pilot's time to go?"

  He has a valid point.

 >   I'd be more worried of folks peeing and pooping in the pool. :P

 GP> Some grumbles, but everyone got out & stood back, waiing, as he got
 GP> down the ladder on theside of his chair & walked directly over to the
 GP> pool, climbed down the ladder then waded into the deep end & just stood
 GP> there smiling.

  There goes my desire to swim...never mind skinny dip.

 > ... A bird in the hand is a dirty hand.

 GP> I heard it was a hand in the bird is. . . I forget the rest, as I got
 GP> distracted. . .

  That's on Thanksgiving Day, where the one person invited their brother,
who worked as a TSA agent. He's giving the glove treatment to the bird. :P

Daryl

... My Anger Management Class is pissing me off!!
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