>   The punter for the University Of Miami (Florida) Hurricanes football 
team,
 > who's from Austrailia, is loaded with tattoos on his body. But, boy...he 
can
 > launch punts over 45 yards each time.

All that matters is he do his job that he's being well overpaid to do, eh?

 >  GP> Q: What do you call a five year old's to do list?
 >  GP> A: A playlist.

 >   I wish I still had their energy.

I don't; I've earned some quiet do-nothing time!

 >   I heard an audio file where Santa's elves (to the tune of Jingle Bells)
 > did a rather nasty deal, announcing their resignation...and telling Santa
 > where to stick the tree. :P

I have that MP3 in my Wacky Xmas folder somewhere under D:\SOUND\


 >   The guy's wife says "If my husband didn't buy me all these nice clothes,
 > I'd be naked all the time!!".

 >   Her husband sighs and laments, "*NOW* she tells me!!" :P

I'm completely aware my wife is naked 24/7 under those clothes!

Your friend,

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Cyberpope, Bishop of ROM
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