George,

 GP> Won't be called 15 or 25 any more, I reckon. . .

  Several were similar. I haven't had a chance to add them in yet.

 GP> Lists camn be funny or silly, yup. . .

 GP> A tattoo artist has a guy come in and get a new mark on an expanding
 GP> list of hash marks. After a few sessions the tattoo artist asks "What
 GP> are you counting?"
 GP> And the guy says "how many tattoos I have now"

  The punter for the University Of Miami (Florida) Hurricanes football team,
who's from Austrailia, is loaded with tattoos on his body. But, boy...he can
launch punts over 45 yards each time.

 GP> Holiday to-do list: 1) shoot the family 2) hang the kids 3) frame the
 GP> wife $129.95 at JC Penny Portrait and Framing Studio

  Might be better if the frame is jailhouse window bars. 

 GP> I've come up with a list of the top 10 types of specialized chairs
 GP> Number 3 will shock you

  I guess that will be a charged purchase...and it's revolting when you
get the bill. 

 GP> Q: What do you call a five year old's to do list?
 GP> A: A playlist.

  I wish I still had their energy.

 GP> Q: How does Santa organize his list?
 GP> A: He puts it in elf-abetical order.

  I heard an audio file where Santa's elves (to the tune of Jingle Bells)
did a rather nasty deal, announcing their resignation...and telling Santa
where to stick the tree. :P

 GP> Did some tasks on the wife’s “to do” list;
 GP> Wife: (being sweet) thank you! What am I ever gonna do without you?

 GP> Me: Everything! Without me, you’re gonna have to do everything on that
 GP> list.

 GP> Wife: groans and rolls eyes

  The guy's wife says "If my husband didn't buy me all these nice clothes,
I'd be naked all the time!!".

  Her husband sighs and laments, "*NOW* she tells me!!" :P

Daryl

... Floggings will continue until morale improves.
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