George,

 GP> I've read excerpts, but not yet got hold of the book itself; it's on my
 GP> todo list. . . :)

  I wonder if I can download a copy?? I'm not normally a reader, but this
was interesting.

 >   If you can smell the fart, you're too close for social distancing. :P

 GP> If you can even HEAR the fart, you're too close for the neurotically
 GP> introverted.

  Just like Maxine ("I Love My Attitude Problem") who puts the fart sound
as her phone ringtone, and sets it off in the elevator. 

 GP> Guy takes his 16-year-old son to his doctor for his first ever
 GP> physical. Son was perturbed when the doctor told him to get undressed,
 GP> more so when the doctor grabnbed hold opf his little sensitives, down
 GP> under. His dad said, "Don't worry, son, he's just checking to make sure
 GP> all three are okay."

  Never mind "Turn your head, and cough". 

 GP> API - Clearwater Florida - Lorena Bobbitt's sister Luella was arrested
 GP> yesterday for an alleged attempt to perform the same act on her husband
 GP> as her famous sister had done several years ago. Sources reveal the
 GP> sister was not as accurate as Lorena. She allegedly missed the target
 GP> and stabbed her husband in the upper thigh causing severe muscle and
 GP> tendon damage. The husband is reported to be in serious, but stable
 GP> condition. Luella has been charged with one count of a misdewiener.

  LOL!!

 GP> You're not into puns/twists of words; maybe you prefer math? It's hard
 GP> to twist things withg math:

  I loved their "two tens for a five", and "13 times 7 equals 28".

Daryl

... I went to college at Catatonic State.
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