>   There's a book "Why Do Men Have Nipples??", and it had the explanation
 > in it. I don't know what happened the copy I have...but I'm sure you can
 > find the list on the internet.

I've read excerpts, but not yet got hold of the book itself; it's on my todo
list. . . :) 

 >   If you can smell the fart, you're too close for social distancing. :P

If you can even HEAR the fart, you're too close for the neurotically
introverted.

 >  GP> My Kindergartener's favorite joke:
 >  GP> "What's green and has four legs and would realy hurt you if it fell 
out
 >  GP> of a tree?"
 >  GP> --A pool table

 >   Never mind 2 balls in the side pocket. :P

Guy takes his 16-year-old son to his doctor for his first ever physical. Son
was perturbed when the doctor told him to get undressed, more so when the
doctor grabnbed hold opf his little sensitives, down under. His dad said,
"Don't worry, son, he's just checking to make sure all three are okay."


 > ... Sex is a misdemeanor. Da more you miss, Da meaner you get.

API - Clearwater Florida - Lorena Bobbitt's sister Luella was arrested
yesterday for an alleged attempt to perform the same act on her husband as 
her famous sister had done several years ago. Sources reveal the sister was
not as accurate as Lorena. She allegedly missed the target and stabbed her
husband in the upper thigh causing severe muscle and tendon damage. The
husband is reported to be in serious, but stable condition. Luella has been
charged with one count of a misdewiener.

You're not into puns/twists of words; maybe you prefer math? It's hard to
twist things withg math:

Ask Abbott & Costello:
https://youtu.be/lzxVyO6cpos

Your friend,

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Cyberpope, Bishop of ROM
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