>   The local Kroger would stock up on Hershey's chocolate drink (my late
 > Mom loved that). When they asked me why I hadn't bought any, I said that
 > she had passed away in a nursing home.

When this happens, you know you're valued, personally, not just as "a
customer"; they noticed YOU were coming in less.

 >   Or, the kangaroo looks down the guy's pants, and says "Boy!! Your
 > baby is sure small!!". He must've been thinking of me . But, in
 > the hospital, those portable male urinals are a JOKE. You get more
 > on the bed than in the bottle. And, if they have you on Lasix, they
 > better bring you several, as you'll fill one up in less than five
 > minutes!! .

I get asked, because of my genetic pot belly if I'm pregnant; I reply in the
same vewin of humour & say, "Yup, with a baby elephant; want to see the
trunk?"

This is not something I can control or change, so why would I accept shame
over it?


 > ... Newspaper Headline: "Drunk gets 9 months in Violin Case."

Tight quarters! (drunk two-bit coins?)

Do you know when AI is ironic? When a computer inquires if I am a robot.

What is even more ironic than when someone wakes up tired? If someone dies in
the living room.

Russia, long before the Sovet Revolution, had a rule forbidding irony being
used by any but licensed jesters.

They would exile the perpetrators to a deep pit in Siberia ("technically" not
executing the person); this pit, defined by order of the emperor, became 
known as the Tsar Chasm.

Q: How is 'Communism' one of the most ironic terms? 
A: It is capitalized.

 Do you know a funny irony in grammar-related language? 
It lies in "hyphenated" and "non-hyphenated" words.

Q: What are the ten things that I hate the most? 
A: Lists, repeating myself, lists, irony, trickery.

Your friend,

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Cyberpope, Bishop of ROM
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