>  GP> My boss is threatening to fire the employee with the worst posture.
 >  GP> I have a hunch it might be me.

 >   So much for giving a 2 week notice.

I said "I quit"; my boss said I needed to give two weeks, so I added, "In 2
weeks you're going to notice I ain't been here for two weeks. BYEEEE!"

 >  GP> My boss told me to have a good day ...
 >  GP> so I went home.

 >   Works for me.

If he complains you were supposed to be at work, just reply, "I can't handle
this hostile work environment, with these mixed messages, I'm-a going to
require six weeks' severence pay."

 >   The barbershop quartet group, Lunch Break, did a deal at Carnegie Hall,
 > with Old MacDonald Had A Deformed Farm.

 > https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ea2WYe-sTFE


Funny!


 > ... Newspaper Headline: "Include Your Children when baking cookies."

Why not? It almost worked for the old hag, trying to cook Johnny & Grace
(Anglicization for "Hansel und Gretel"), after fattening the two little
gluttonous thieves nicely. . .

The World's Shortest Fairy Tale
Once Upon A Time....

A guy asked a girl to marry him.

She said, "No"

And the guy lived happily ever after, fishing, hunting, riding motorcycles,
skiing, gambling, had loads of money in the bank, played a lot of golf, and
left the seat up.

THE END.

My ex made my life like a fairy tale.
Grimm.

I hear there's a fairy tale princess who actually knows quite a few dad 
jokes.
It's RaPUNzel.

My little girl asked me today, “Daddy, do all fairy tales begin with ‘Once
upon a time?'”
I replied, “No honey, some of them begin with ‘If I’m elected.'”

Dad: wanna hear the shortest fairy tale ever? 
Son: sure 
Dad: Man asks woman to marry him. Woman says no. They lived happily ever
after.

The second time Hansel and Gretel found a house made of cookies and candy,
they sent someone else in to test-nibble it first.
This technique became known as Munch Housen by Proxy.

Your friend,

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Cyberpope, Bishop of ROM
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