George,

 GP> Isn't "bless your heart" the friendly Su'thern way of saying F' You?

  It's not that way to me, sir. :) I mean it as compassion.

 GP> I wouldn't say most, from my experience & interactions with the
 GP> communities - - most have given up on getting help, maybe, but that
 GP> should never be the case -- the help needs to be available to any who
 GP> seek it.

  This is true.

 GP> The Sallies do provide that help & I saupport tyhem for it.  They've
 GP> helped friends of mine get sober & off the streets peremanently.

  But, they have to want to be cured.

 GP> Right, a 2 year old & a 10yo & he asked if they were twins; she berated
 GP> him saying he should be able to tell they weren't at 10 & 2.  He meekly
 GP> replied, "Yes, Maam, but it seemed far more likely than anyone shagging
 GP> you twice!"

  That was it. I couldn't remember the whole content of it.

 >   Never look a gift horse in the mouth...he may have halitosis.

 GP> That's may be a horse of a different odour!

  Never mind color...especially with the technicolor yawn (vomiting). I
know that rats can't vomit, and there's another creature that can't, but
it escapes me which one it is. I want to say it's horses, but I'm not sure.

 GP> Yup, home of the Gators. I find it's too sugary, so I prefer a
 GP> Budweiser "Probibition Beer" (no alcohol; get it? *L*); plenty of
 GP> elecvtrolytes & fluds, but none of that nasty white sugar(or, worse,
 GP> high fructose corn syrup)

Q: Does Beer make you smarter??
A: No.
Q: Then, why is Bud Wiser?? 

 GP> Sounds like a lot of uber rich! :( It's been years since I've seen the
 GP> reruns, was Milburn the bank owner?

  I think he was...but he was such a cheapskate that he'd make Jack Benny
jealous.

 GP> Q: Why do you never see people running in Jeans alone?
 GP> A: Because Jeans run in a family

  And, some of them are like the Conway Twitty song, "Tight Fittin' Jeans".

 GP> Q: What do designer jeans and cheap hotels have in common?
 GP> A: No ballroom.

  LOL. You got that right!! 

 GP> I was in a bar in Texas, when a man walks in wearing a paper cowboy
 GP> hat, a paper shirt, paper jeans,paper chaps and paper boots.
 GP> Anyway, the sheriff burst in and arrested him for rustling.

  He thought the plan looked good on paper. 

 GP> Wolverine walks in on Jean Grey sneezing without covering her mouth..
 GP> ...and says, "Hygiene".

  I still love the old cartoon from "The Far Side". This guy is coming
out of the bathroom in this restaurant/bar...and the lights flash, the
sirens go off, etc. -- and the sign screams "DIDN'T WASH HANDS!!" .
Folks practicing good personal hygiene would help reduce the spread of
disease, or getting sick themselves.

 GP> Q: what is the medical term for a pair of jeans?
 GP> A: duodenum (duo denim)

  That was a throaty response. 

Daryl

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