>  GP> I have no choice -- I'm paralyzed on one side, so tend to spend 
almost
 >  GP> all my time seated, in my wheelchair when I'm out & about.

 >   Bless your heart. I'm trying to stay out of a wheelchair...a cane and
 > a walker is bad enough.

Isn't "bless your heart" the friendly Su'thern way of saying F' You?

 >  GP> The Sallies is one charity I actually trust to do as they say (spend
 >  GP> the money received in the communitry they get it from, for services 
for
 >  GP> the homeless & substance abuse addicts.)

 >   Sadly, most addicts don't want to give up their habits.

I wouldn't say most, from my experience & interactions with the communities -
- most have given up on getting help, maybe, but that should never be the 
case -- the help needs to be available to any who seek it.

The Sallies do provide that help & I saupport tyhem for it.  They've helped
friends of mine get sober & off the streets peremanently.

 >  GP> I've been known to see someone pick through a stack of big bills, to
 >  GP> find the smallest, to say, "Oh, come on, drop in at least a $20, to 
say
 >  GP> thank you  to God you're in such decent shape!"

 >  GP> Most laugh & agreeably comply. . .  :D

 >   Friendly persuasion. :)

I must have done it well, as nobody complained that I was bullying them.

 >   Sounds like the guy who didn't last a day as a Wal-Mart greeter.
 > This woman walked in with 2 disobedient brat kids, and he asked her
 > if those were her kids. Irritated at him, she growled that they were,
 > and he said something like "I'm someone would sleep with a woman like
 > you". :P

Right, a 2 year old & a 10yo & he asked if they were twins; she berated him
saying he should be able to tell they weren't at 10 & 2.  He meekly replied,
"Yes, Maam, but it seemed far more likely than anyone shagging you twice!"

 >   Never look a gift horse in the mouth...he may have halitosis.

That's may be a horse of a different odour!

 >   It was the University Of Florida who originally created that. It does
 > provide electrolytes, but I don't drink it anymore.

Yup, home of the Gators. I find it's too sugary, so I prefer a Budweiser
"Probibition Beer" (no alcohol; get it? *L*); plenty of elecvtrolytes & 
fluds, but none of that nasty white sugar(or, worse, high fructose corn 
syrup)

 >  GP> I won $6million in the lottery and have decided to donate a quarter 
of
 >  GP> it to charity....
 >  GP> I now have $5.999,999,75c left.

 >   Sounds like Milburn Drysdale of The Beverly Hillbillies.

Sounds like a lot of uber rich! :( It's been years since I've seen the 
reruns, was Milburn the bank owner?

 >  GP> I just received a call from a Charity asking me to donate some of my
 >  GP> old clothes to the starving people around the world...
 >  GP> I told them, "Anyone who fits into my clothes, certainly isn't
 >  GP> starving. "

 >   Really.

Who knows?  But in that case, probably is.. .

Q: Why do you never see people running in Jeans alone?
A: Because Jeans run in a family

Q: What do designer jeans and cheap hotels have in common?
A: No ballroom.

I was in a bar in Texas, when a man walks in wearing a paper cowboy hat, a
paper shirt, paper jeans,paper chaps and paper boots.
Anyway, the sheriff burst in and arrested him for rustling.

Wolverine walks in on Jean Grey sneezing without covering her mouth..
...and says, "Hygiene".

Q: what is the medical term for a pair of jeans?
A: duodenum (duo denim)

Your friend,

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Cyberpope, Bishop of ROM
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