>  GP> There's a vid on YouTube -- loweest voice in the world -- wow! 
chills!

 >   The late J.D. Sumner, I think who sang with The Stamps Quartet, is in
 > the Guiness Book Of World Records, with "the lowest bass singing voice".
 > He'd always glissando (slide) down to the last note on the great gospel
 > songs.

Probaby who I'm referring to then. . . Amazinmg what the human voice can do.
The late Freddy Mercury could cover 4 entire octaves & a couple notes on each
side to boot!

 >   Diarrhea is hereditary...it runs in your jeans. :P

Or genes? ;) 

Of course chances are that if your parents never had children, you won't
either!

Grandchildren(n): God's reward to you for not kiling your own children when
they were teens.

Q: Why do grandchildren & grandmothers get along so well?
A: They have a common enemy


 >   When I square danced years ago, this good looking redhead female from
 > Kansas told me "Blondes have more fun, but redheads have more pizazz". 
 > A fellow ham radio operator advised me when I told him I was in the
 > hospital the last few days (as per another message), to "make a request
 > for a female redhead nurse". 

I've never really considered if those professionals helping me are good
looking or not -- I'm most concerned with capable & competent!

rI only cate about hair colour as much as the lady I'm speaking to does, & I
generally like hers & dislike any she dislikes! :D 

Hair is just bodily excretions, feces, really!


My brother went to jail. He didn't take it well. Started insulting and
attacking everyone and threw his own feces on the walls.
I don't think we'll play Monopoly with him again.

My doctor thanked me for submitting the minimum amount of feces for my stool
sample
I told him it was the least I could doo

The substance you wash your hair with isn’t made from real feces, it’s fake.
You could say it’s sham poo.

A monkey was arrested today when he started throwing feces at zoo employees
Three of the zoo employees were rushed to hospital with turd debris burns

A man had some feces stuck on him.
They had to ampootate it.

Q: What do you get when you eat too much chocolate and peanut butter?
A: Reese’s feces

Q: What's brown and rhymes with Snoop
A: Dr. Dre
[not racist -- just playing with observational POV]

Your friend,

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Cyberpope, Bishop of ROM
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