George,

 > "water". When the cop asked "How do you explain the wine breath??", the
 > priest said "OMG, He did it again!!". 

 GP> One of my faves!

  There's another meme where in the water aisle in the store, the water
containers are now filled with wine. 

 GP> Not only gas was in the tank that day!

  I'll say.

 GP> After a week, I'm wjheeling on my way to my volunteer job, wshen I hear
 GP> shouting -- one of the owners, on a bike, saw me & came to tell me
 GP> they'd bought a 24-pack of just grapefruit, with 16 bottles hidden in
 GP> the back cooler for my priority use!

  The local Kroger would stock up on Hershey's chocolate drink (my late
Mom loved that). When they asked me why I hadn't bought any, I said that
she had passed away in a nursing home.

 GP> Kangaroo 911: “What’s your emergency?”
 GP> Kangaroo: “I can’t find my children”
 GP> Kangaroo 911: “Did you check your pockets?”
 GP> Kangaroo: “Oh nevermind.”

  Or, the kangaroo looks down the guy's pants, and says "Boy!! Your
baby is sure small!!". He must've been thinking of me . But, in
the hospital, those portable male urinals are a JOKE. You get more
on the bed than in the bottle. And, if they have you on Lasix, they
better bring you several, as you'll fill one up in less than five
minutes!! .

 GP> Bob: "Sure, you told me to write ‘click’ and I wrote ‘click’."

  

Daryl

... Newspaper Headline: "Drunk gets 9 months in Violin Case."
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