George,

 >  GP> "Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St.
 GP> Bernard
 >  GP> coming in through the cat door." --JF

 >   That's the one I remember.

 GP> From wnere/when?

  It was a video on YouTube...can't remember where...but it was Jeff.

 > ... A male dog is truly an S.O.B. -- and acts like one, too!

 GP> & if he's taken over the house, he's a double s-o-b?

  I would say so.

 GP> My boss is threatening to fire the employee with the worst posture.
 GP> I have a hunch it might be me.

  So much for giving a 2 week notice.

 GP> My boss told me to have a good day ...
 GP> so I went home.

  Works for me.

 GP> Q: What do you call the boss at Old McDonald's Farm ?
 GP> A: The CIEIO

  The barbershop quartet group, Lunch Break, did a deal at Carnegie Hall,
with Old MacDonald Had A Deformed Farm.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ea2WYe-sTFE

 GP> Employee: Boss, can I have a week off for Christmas?
 GP> Boss: It's May

 GP> Employee: Boss, MAY I have a week off for Christmas?

  In both cases, "No".

  Thanks for nothing, Scrooge. :P

Daryl

... Newspaper Headline: "Include Your Children when baking cookies."
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