>  GP> I'm stable now; I get the occasional bonus $500 or $1K, but that's 
from
 >  GP> income tax working disability bonuses, & is not counted against my
 >  GP> exemption limit.

 >   You're doing better than I am.

By the grace of God, I'm Canadian. . .


 >   I can't sit or stand for long periods of time anymore.

I have no choice -- I'm paralyzed on one side, so tend to spend almost all my
time seated, in my wheelchair when I'm out & about.

 >   I trust The Salvation Army more than I trust Congress. And, I saw where
 > the US Postal Service is increasing first class postage to 58 cents. I
 > thought about telling them "Why don't you just make it a dollar now??".

The Sallies is one charity I actually trust to do as they say (spend the 
money received in the communitry they get it from, for services for the
homeless & substance abuse addicts.)

People come by & ask me, "Aren't you cold?" & I reply, "That's why we do 
this. . ." giving a look that suggests digging deeper to donate more (most
did!)

I've been known to see someone pick through a stack of big bills, to find the
smallest, to say, "Oh, come on, drop in at least a $20, to say thank you  to
God you're in such decent shape!"

Most laugh & agreeably comply. . .  :D 

For myself, I'd just sit quietly & say thank you, but when wearing the SA
apron, I'm REPRESENTING all they help, some of whom I know personally.

I lost my job at the salvation army soup kitchen last night.
All I said was hurry up some of us have homes to go to...

Went into a Salvation Army store and saw a radio. It was turned up full blast
but the volume knob was missing. It only cost 1 dollar.
I said boy I can’t turn this down.

Gatorade should run some kind of charity xconcert promotion where they raise
funds to help preserve endangered species of alligator.
Gator Aid.

I won $6million in the lottery and have decided to donate a quarter of it to
charity....
I now have $5.999,999,75c left.

I just received a call from a Charity asking me to donate some of my old
clothes to the starving people around the world...
I told them, "Anyone who fits into my clothes, certainly isn't starving. "

 >  GP> Is your incmoer still too high(at $1,500? JEEZE!) or has your income
 >  GP> dropped since that assessment & booting yuou off the supplements?

 >   I'm getting more on disability (not much, though) than I was when I got
 > married. But, 15 years ago, they felt $1500 a month was too much. They
 > would rather have all the elderly and disabled killed off...yet, they
 > fail to realize one's health can change in the blink of an eye.

 >  GP> Don't give in; if you do, they win & they'll do the same & worse to
 >  GP> others after you.  Stand & fight!

 >   The only consolation I have is that on Judgment Day, those who took
 > advantage of widows, devouring their fortuners, they will receive the
 > greater damnation -- Jesus Himself said so.

 >  GP> Did succeed? Did she get anything for herself out of it?

 >   I never found out.

 >  GP> Yup, the next might not be man-made, with a vaccine in the readiness. 
.

 >   There have been plagues through history, but this one is where Big
 > Pharma is raking in the money.

 >  GP> Fair enough; you're an adult; you'll eat as you prefer. . . :) I was
 >  GP> justy saying thsat it's been working well for me o make the time &
 >  GP> effort to eat breakfast; you can even make supper-type meals for
 >  GP> breakfast -- no rules, unless you go to a fast food joint before 
11h00.
 >  GP> (some here are running both menus 24 hours, not 100% of all, but a 
few
 >  GP> items that are best sellers.)

 >   If I go for breakfast, I'd prefer a buffet. The area Golden Corral only
 > does a buffet on weekends. You can get breakfast at Burger King, Wendy's,
 > and McDonald's, but it doesn't fill you up.

 >  GP> I had such joy today! The banana was PERFECT -- perfect ripeness for 
me
 >  GP> (not too over- or too under-)

 >   Just don't be like the dumb guy (blonde??) who was told "to attract a
 > female, put a banana in your pants". Unfortunately, he didn't put it in
 > the front. :P

 >  GP> I suspect the story was got on the promise of confidentiality)

 >   That's the case in Washington (done under the promise of being
 > anonymous).

 >  GP> Seriously: one cook puked directly into the chilil pot!

 >   I'm glad I don't care for chili!!

 >  >   I've seen videos where they only order a glass of water, and leave a
 >  > huge tip. Too few of those around.

 >  GP> I love that guy(MrBeast)! He has rstaurants where they don't charge, 
&
 >  GP> they occasionally give away $1,000s in t he bag with the food!

 >   The waitresses are obviously moved to tears. They first ask "Are you
 > serious??!!". (He is, and don't call him Shirley ).

 >  GP> YouTube keeps giving him more & more monety & he eeps giving it away,
 >  GP> millions at a time. His big thing is giving away Lambourghinis. In 
one
 >  GP> vid, he works as an Uber drive, using a Lambo, then hands the keys to
 >  GP> the guy/gal who got the Uber ride!

 >   Wow.

 >  GP> I like how he bought literally everything in 5 different stores, then
 >  GP> gave it all away to chaity!

 >   Wonderful.

 >  GP> Q: It used to be free to fill up your car tires with air, now it 
costs
 >  GP> $1.25 You know why?
 >  GP> A: Inflation

 >   Not the blow job you wanted. :P

 >  GP> When my doctor told me my plastic surgery was free of charge
 >  GP> The look on my face was priceless.

 >   That made no cents.

 >  GP> Q: How much free space does Europe have?
 >  GP> A: 1 GB.

 >   Sounds like tornadoes related to skirt size...mini, midi, and maxi. :P

 >  GP> A fisherman came to me telling me he had just reeled in the biggest
 >  GP> fish hes ever seen, and that he was going to give it to me for free.
 >  GP> I asked him, 'whats the catch?'

 >   I told my boss I was out sick with my arm in a sling for days. Yeah,
 > slinging that rod and reel into the pond.

 >  GP> I'm on the fence about the COVID-19 vaccine, but the free stuff you 
can
 >  GP> get for showing your vaccination card looks really nice.
 >  GP> I guess it's worth a shot.

 >   Nurses call the shots...I prefer them be good looking females. ;)

 >  GP> Knowledge is never free...
 >  GP> You pay attention

 >   I'm so broke I can't even pay that.

 > Daryl

 > ... He who laughs last thinks slowest.
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