> George,

 >  GP> I just posted a BBS ad in BBS ADS echo; I couldn't recall your last
 >  GP> name, or I'd've flagged you for it! :)

 >   I missed it somehow. I have the BBS Ads echoes in my packet, but I don't
 > recall seeing it.

 >  GP> It's called Radio Freqs and Geeks -- maybe you already know of it?
 >  GP> Maybe you even run it? I dunno, I'm so far out of the loop these 
days.
 >  GP> . .

 >   Never heard of it.

Look it up if you care to. . . :) It's on the official Synchronet BBS List.

 >  >  GP> I used to sing solo in church (so low nobody could hear me!)

 >  >   Tenor Solo. Ten Or Eleven Miles Away, and So Low That No One Hears 
You.

 >  GP> I like that upgrade to the punny quip!

 >   If singing bass, you get to a low note, it sounds like an aborted burp.

There's a vid on YouTube -- loweest voice in the world -- wow! chills!

I'm a low baritone, I think, but mostly out of tune. . .

 >  GP> I hope not to inherit my mom's Rheumatoid Arthritis -- it's suppodsed
 >  GP> to be the most painful & is also disfiguring (permanently clutched
 >  GP> fists, e.g.)

 >   Arthritis is hereditary, unfortunately.

But it's not 100% guaranteed to pass every time. I'd be first to find out, as
I'm the eldest of three (#2 is RIP); hoping the gene skipped both my sis & me

 >  GP> He answered, "To get screwed."

 >  GP> She replied, "WHAT? AGAINNN???"

 >   Male blondes do exist.

Q: Why did the cheerleader have a bruised belly button?
A: Her boyfriend was blonde, too.

I always likerto give fair airplasy to brunetters, as I don't hate anyone for
their haircolur (except maybe "suicide blondes"("dyed bny her own hand") as
they really believe that bleaching their hair makes them better looking. . .

For the blondes who've heard too many "dumb blonde jokes":

Q: Why do brunettes like their dark hair color?
A: It doesn't show the dirt.

Q: Who makes all the bras for brunettes?
A: Fisher-Price

Q: Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes?
A: They discovered the hair from a buffalo's butt was much more manageable.

Q: Why are most brunettes flatchested?
A: It makes it easier to read their T-shirt.

Q: Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
A: It matches their mustache.

Q: If blondes get fingers run through their hair, what runs through a
brunettes' hair?
A: Lice

& the best for last:
Q: What's black & blue, & brown, & lies in a ditch?
A: A brunette who's told too many 'dumb blonde'jokes.

Q: What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair brown?
A: artificial intelligence.

One more for the brunettes:
Q: What do you call a brunette standing between two blondes?
A: The interpreter.

Your friend,

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Cyberpope, Bishop of ROM
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