George,

 GP> Our chihuahua likes potatoes & carrots -- it's all we give him, as he's
 GP> allergic to anything with protein, & all treats are beef, chicken, or
 GP> corn- based. . . :P

  Dachshunds love green beans and carrots. But, the dachsund my late wife
and I had, preferred a bit of salt on his green beans, or he wouldn't eat
them!!

 GP> A little wine for your stomach's sake, but not the whole fleeping
 GP> bottle(or skin)!

  Talk about heavy drinking!!

 GP> I point out how at Cana, Jesus turned the water not just into wine, but
 GP> high quality strong wine!

  I think of the joke where the priest gets pulled over for erratic driving,
and he's apparently drunk. When the cop sees the bottles, and smells wine
on the priest's breath, he asks him what was in the bottles. The priest said
"water". When the cop asked "How do you explain the wine breath??", the
priest said "OMG, He did it again!!". 

 GP> Couple days a weekwhen woriking at A&W, I'd stiop at Burger King on the
 GP> ay home & have a double cheesburger, flame-grilled, as a bedtime snack.

  I prefer the burgers from Burger King, as they're not "swimming in grease".
But the flame broiled taste sets my acid reflux off something fierce. There
is an A&W in Ravenna, Ohio, near Kent. The one that was in Hot Springs,
Arkansas, closed down years ago.

 GP> As soon as they saw me enter the door on the west side f tghe store,
 GP> they'd drop down two patties for me; by the time I got to the register,
 GP> they had my burger in a bag, ready for payment (I paid out of my day's
 GP> tip money)

  I remember I had regular customers, who'd order the same thing every time.
  
 GP> Nothing wrong with determining your own unique moderation levels.

  Especially when you don't have the funds to form it.

 GP> I had a coworker ask "How many burgers can one cow make?"
 GP> I look him dead in the eyes and replied, stonefaced
 GP> "None. Their hooves can't form patties."

  I like what cattle auctioneer Blaine Lotz said at one auction..."Let's
turn this beef into cash".  His Mom, Carla, was an auctioneer, and
that's where he got his talent from. He did win the world championship
a few years back, and he works a lot at the sale barn in Emporia, Kansas.

 GP> A man walks into a restaurant and orders a hamburger. Upon receiving
 GP> the burger, the man says to the burger, “Burger, can you help me with
 GP> my urinary tract infection?”.
 GP> “No”, replies the burger, “but I can tell you you’re going to need an
 GP> umbrella later.”
 GP> “Oh, sorry”, said the man, “I thought you were a meaty urologist”.

  You have too much time on your hands.

 GP> Q: What’s the difference between a good burger and a shooting star?
 GP> A: The burger is very meaty, but the other is a little meteor.

  This is true.

Daryl

... Hors De Ourves - Sandwiches cut into many small pieces.
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