George,

 GP> I'm only talking BEEF ribs -- a far better quality meat choice than pig
 GP> ribs

  Speaking of pork...at a local BBQ place, there was this sign:

  "I Like My Butt Rubbed, And My Pork Pulled". 

 GP> I'm the same. My wife agreed to do all the diaper changing as long as I
 GP> kept her supplied with her choice of diapers.

  Fair enough.

 >   Never mind "what's put on first??" 

 GP> Cleats, usually. . .

  Really. I saw one blooper of a guy who slid into first (he was safe);
but he almost got "out", as he dropped his pants to shake out the dirt,
then realized where he was. 

 > ... "Women who miscalculate are called 'mothers'". -Abigail Van Buren

 GP> If you're trying to hold off on having a baby it doesn't matter which
 GP> option you use, really -- your motives are the same.

  The thing is, true love waits. And, the only 100% percent effective birth
control method is abstinence...although I've known some women who think you
get pregnant by osmosis. :P

Daryl

... Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
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