> Diapers!

 > You have to change those kid's diapers EVERY DAY!

 > And when they say 8-10 pounds on them, they won't hold ONE MORE OUNCE THAN
 > THAT!

 > --paraphrased from Jeff Foxworthy's stand-up routine...

I love Jeff's standup -- much better than his acting, IMO!

Moe Foxworthy quotes, but I'll escherwt he ones that end with "... you just
might be a redneck"; someone else will likely, any time, post the list. . .

"Getting married for sex is like buying a 747 for the free peanuts." --JF

"You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not
'professional' any more." --HF

"I've been to all 50 states, and traveled this whole country, and 90 percent
of the people are good folks. The rest of them take after the other side of
the family." --JF

“That’s the great thing about a tractor. You can’t really hear the phone
ring.” --JF

“Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard 
coming in through the cat door.” --JF


Your friend,

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Cyberpope, Bishop of ROM
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