Hey, Daryl,

I just posted a BBS ad in BBS ADS echo; I couldn't recall your last name, or
I'd've flagged you for it! :) 

It's called Radio Freqs and Geeks -- maybe you already know of it? Maybe you
even run it? I dunno, I'm so far out of the loop these days. . .

 >  GP> I used to sing solo in church (so low nobody could hear me!)

 >   Tenor Solo. Ten Or Eleven Miles Away, and So Low That No One Hears You.  

I like that upgrade to the punny quip!

 >  GP> Did you know when you are born, you have 4 kidneys?
 >  GP> When you grow up, two of them become adult knees.

 >   And, the arthritis makes them hurt like stones.

I hope not to inherit my mom's Rheumatoid Arthritis -- it's suppodsed to be
the most painful & is also disfiguring (permanently clutched fists, e.g.)


 > ... Free Idiot Test. Insert $5 to begin.

I heard this as a joke:

The old trucker pulled into a small Nevada town, & popped into the saloon. He
went up to the bartender & said he'd hear the rules were slack in Nevada &
he'd like to get screwed.

The bartender said there's only one lady doing this, because it's a small
town, she wishes to be abonymnous, so go to 453 Reno Avenue, & walkup the
stairs to the 3rd floor to apt number 317 & slip $100 bill into the mail slot
& knock 3 times, then wait.

He was giddy with excitement & did as the bartender instructed, knocked 3
tjimes & proceeded to wait. . .& wait. . .  wait, so he kocled again, more
forcefully.

A lady's voice came from within, "WHADDYA WANT?"

He answered, "To get screwed."

She replied, "WHAT? AGAINNN???"

Your friend,

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Cyberpope, Bishop of ROM
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