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echo: funny
to: Daryl Stout
from: George Pope
date: 2021-07-23 13:31:00
subject: Re: The 9 Parts Of Speech

 >   It's as bad as at the stores now, where they want you to go through
 > the self checkout. Sorry, I don't work there. If you want me to go
 > through self checkout, you'll give me a discount.

They claim the overall prices are lower, but we know the savings goes 100% to
corporate profits & $0.0000000001% to lower prices.

I prefer to have a human there to ask last-minute questions of, & to claim my
free stuff without delays (here there's a polixcy that if any item rings up
even 1c higher than ANY printed/posted price, you get it free, up to $10 -- I
claim $20-$50/year or more. . .

 >  GP> Yup; was on the skytrain (commuter train here in Metro Vancouver) and 
a
 >  GP> mom was holding her infant over her shoulder, patting hyim, going,
 >  GP> "shhh, shhh," when the little one said, clear as day, "f*** you,
 >  GP> mommy."

 >   .

My reaction, too!

 >  GP> Yup, get the kids young & teach them correctly, using corporal means,
 >  GP> if necessary.

 >   Nowadays, they consider that abuse. I got more than my share of 
spankings
 > growing up, and I consider myself better for it.

Sdame here! I was stubborn, so the belyt ca,e out more than it needed to
(apparently my own choice)

But I could never say I diodbn't know the diffwerence between right & wrong,
though! Still can't (& don't); I was blewssed to have a father who truly 
loved me & honoured God & the job God gave him of being a father.


 > ... Get your free subscription before the price doubles!!

The trick stores do now is give you a nice sale (30% off, no limits) then 
when the sale price ends, the price is double the original! :( 

On Jeff Dunham: I heard one of his newer shows the other day & I see what you
mean -- it was jarring the gratuitous F-bombs. I'm okay with one or two done
in the right timing to add to the humour, not disract one. . .

Get his early stuff -- no swears. . .

I haven't kept up my subscription to the Scrabble club....
Now they have started sending me threatening letters.

I'm very disappointed with my Amazon Prime subscription!
it will only let me watch episodes 1, 2, 3, 5, 7, 11 and 13

A year ago, I got a subscription to a magazine for mentally ill people.
Now I have many issues.

My Dad to a telemarketer selling magazine subscriptions...
No thanks, we're all illiterate. (I'm going to use this one!)

Someone approached me and asked me to help save the Amazon
So I signed up for a Prime subscription and restocked my bookcase.

My newspaper subscription is a joke.
I don't get it.

Your friend,

<+]:{)}
Cyberpope, Bishop of ROM
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