From: "Geraldine Newall" 
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  Yeah like this one!! Cheers Gerry

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  From: Paul Quinn 
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  Sent: Monday, May 08, 2006 7:01 PM
  Subject: OZ_HUMOR Sisters of Mercy


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  Hi! All,

  Sisters of Mercy
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  A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway in Nevada when he
notices a sign out of the corner of his eye.  It reads:

       SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION - 10 MILES.

  He thinks it was just a figment of his imagination and drives on without a
second thought.  Soon, he sees another sign which says:

      SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION - 5 MILES

      and realizes that these signs are for real. When he drives past a
  third sign saying:

      SISTERS OF MERCY HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION NEXT RIGHT

  His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the far
side of the parking lot is a somber stone building with a small sign next to
the door reading:

                   SISTERS OF MERCY.

  He climbs the steps and rings the bell.  The door is answered by a nun in
a long black habit who asks, "What may we do for you, my son?"  He answers,
"I saw your signs along the highway, and was interested in possibly doing
business."

  "Very well, my son.  Please follow me."

  He is led through many winding passages and is soon quite disoriented. The
nun stops at a closed door, and tells the man, "Please knock on this door".

  He does as he is told and this door is answered by another nun in a long
habit and holding a tin cup.  This nun instructs, "Please place $50 in the
cup, then go through the large wooden door at the end of this hallway."

  He gets $50 out of his wallet and places it in the second nun's cup. He
trots eagerly down the hall and slips through the door, pulling it shut
behind him.

  As the door locks behind him, he finds himself back in the parking lot,
facing another small sign:

       GO IN PEACE, YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF MERCY.

  :)

  Cheers,
  Paul.

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Geck






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